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If you want to take part reply to this thread saying so and once there are 8 people I'll set it up.

Going back to the old way of setting them up as that way I don't have to have anything whatsoever to do with the arcade other than setting the tourney's up...no fun in it for me any more.

If more people want to join in after the initial 8 slots are full, reply to this thread and we'll get a second group going...but please remember if you do join in...play your games, if you forget, you get DQ'd after 4 days and lose 3 points.

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Aug 06, 2008 - 5:50 PM - Morty
OKAY! Chump, WillRiker and myself have spent over an hour or so today testing everything. Not saying we're pros yet, but we worked out a few bugs.

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