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Nov 09, 2008 - 8:44 AM - mommysalomi
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The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed them the best food. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.


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Oct 22, 2008 - 6:46 AM - Morty
Sorry everyone about last week and the weeks to come.

I just can't do much of anything outside of working these days, meaning the MTW Show for example.

I'll try and get the model contest pics up as soon as I can as Max and Will email them to me, but other than that, I'm going to be MIA for a bit.

Work has ramped up again. Last Thursday, which I didn't have any warning of, I worked late. Started at 5:30AM and didn't finish working until a little after 10PM.

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It sucks, but it is what it is. No need to reply to this, because I won't have time to read it.

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